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All righty, well, I suppose I ought to have something here, right?
Well, I'm an internationally-beloved technology pundit. I have emails from people in foreign lands to prove it. "We love you here in Belarus," one email says. See? Technically, that's all I need to claim International Belovedness, but there's more where that came from.
Check out my site at ihnatko.com.